I've had my first goofy story to tell as I filled the dishwasher last night. My house mate likes to use a little Fairy liquid for pre-washing the dishes. I like to use more than a little. More than a little means bubbles coming out of the dishwasher. And bubbles lining the dishwasher. And the washing powder tablet was hilariously catapulted across the washing machine rather than in its slot.
Soon he will realise I'm not as smart as I seem and come to the conclusion I am a blithering idiot. Mwa ha ... oh wait. Cancel that evil laugh.