Ok - we all know about the Peter Jackson movies. Some even know about the Ralph Bakshi effort, fewer still have seen the Rankin Bass addendum to the Bakshi effort, much less their superior version of The Hobbit* but how many have seen Humphrey Bogart's Lord of the Rings. I would like to point out I was going to post this on my site today anyway but Dr. Sordid beat me to it. Weird.
* which Bradley is going to return of course because he really should not have loaned it to other people without asking me