I have it! In my hands I hold a library card! I am triumphant! No longer can Sharptooth delay the inevitable. No longer will I be forced to ask politely to enter the library, nor stand at the registration desk waiting for Sharptooth to ask me to come back another day when I have some forms/the correct forms/the correct forms processed properly. Now untold volumes of knowledge are at my fingertips.
Do I want to take out any books? Nah - I think I'll go for lunch.