They've made a sequel.
Worse yet, I have managed to get an early copy of this inevitable train wreck. Look at the poster...
Note the lack of blue lipstick on the all-too familiar baddie.
In preparation for this thankfully all too uncommon event I've inflicted my DVD of D&D1 on my housemate - including the wonderful D&D cameo deleted scene where you see Jeremy Irons hamming it up one second, and the next second after "cut" is called walking off the set realising what a terrible B-movie his Oscar winning Shakespearean self has been contractually manoeuvered into making.
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
*cough* saddos *cough*
Stu actually insisted that me and him go to the pictures to see Dungeons and Dragons. "Come on - it'll be a laugh," he lied. I have never forgiven him.
I just want to apologize to Steve's mom, and Bindy Badgee's mom, and my mom. I am so sorry! Because it was my fault. I was the one who brought them there. I was the one that said "Come on - it'll be a laugh." I was the one who said that it might not be crap. It was my fault, because it was my project. I am so scared! I don't know what other sequels are out there. We are going to see hundred of them! I am so scared!
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