Eurovision. Travesty.
All hail the Prophet Wogan who predicted that the eastern block would all vote for Serbia with a thinly veiled, "And 8/10/12 points to our lords and masters, the almighty Serbia and their masculine girl-singer. Please do not shoot us."
By the end of the night we were all rooting for the Ukraine, with their immensely camp tin-foiled act and Robin Williams lookalike. All except Claudia who was rooting for France. We give her lee-way in these matters.
Judge for yourselves
Ukraine -
Serbia, featuring Jarvis Cocker?
Curiously no live footage from last night exists. I suspect a Serbian coup that spread throughout Europe. Even over here we gave them some points. ARGH!
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Hey, despite the Eastern Bloc conspircy to deny Western Europe the trophy, Serbia could at least carry a tune!
Wogan's coment of 'Is that a traitional Serbian cucumber you have there my lad?' was one of the highlights of the night for me, personally....
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