Eurovision. Travesty.
All hail the Prophet Wogan who predicted that the eastern block would all vote for Serbia with a thinly veiled, "And 8/10/12 points to our lords and masters, the almighty Serbia and their masculine girl-singer. Please do not shoot us."
By the end of the night we were all rooting for the Ukraine, with their immensely camp tin-foiled act and Robin Williams lookalike. All except Claudia who was rooting for France. We give her lee-way in these matters.
Judge for yourselves
Ukraine -
Serbia, featuring Jarvis Cocker?
Curiously no live footage from last night exists. I suspect a Serbian coup that spread throughout Europe. Even over here we gave them some points. ARGH!
Hey, despite the Eastern Bloc conspircy to deny Western Europe the trophy, Serbia could at least carry a tune!
ReplyDeleteWogan's coment of 'Is that a traitional Serbian cucumber you have there my lad?' was one of the highlights of the night for me, personally....